Like my previous write ups, I’m gonna post who should’ve been first call out, bottom two, and eliminated for each of the respective weeks. I will also post the actual first call outs, bottom two, and eliminations on the real show, and how I thought those respective call outs/eliminations should’ve gone, and my reasons behind it. Then I can at long last post the next intermission including the highest ranked girls from Cycles 15 and Cycles 24. And then I never have to talk about this horrible cycle ever again and can finally move on to other cycles to rank. Believe me, I’m going to need to rank another cycle to take my mind off this cycle and block it out of my memory once and for all. I’m going to be ranking Cycle 12 next.
Now onto my personal elimination orders!
**Week 1 was casting, so no elimination took place**
Week 2:
FCO: Coura
Bottom Two: Brendi & Maggie
Eliminated: Maggie
My FCO: Rio
New Bottom Two: Kyla & Maggie
My elimination: Maggie
Reasons: I must be the only person in the fandom that doesn’t think Maggie was anything special and deserved her elimination. Her picture was so awkward, even if it wasn’t quite the worst in the bunch. Though I guess anything is better than Kyla’s laughable excuse of a photo. That’s who I’d put in the bottom two with Maggie instead of Brendi. Either way, Maggie still goes out first. And Rio would get first call out this week, not Coura.
Week 3:
FCO: Liberty
Bottom Two: Ivana & Shanice
Eliminated: Ivana
My FCO: Liberty
My Bottom Two: Ivana & Shanice
My elimination: Ivana
Reasons: Well look at that, my first call out and elimination choices match exactly that of the real show. So I guess the judges got it right on high fashion video week. I know I ranked Christina super low for her video in my rankings, but I honestly wasn’t mad at Shanice in the bottom two either. Her video was equally terrible and she had dead eyes galore all video. Still, I’d get rid of Ivana this week as she had no potential whatsoever.
Week 4:
FCO: Khrystyana
Bottom Two: Coura & Rhiyan
Eliminated: Rhiyan
Quit: Liz
My FCO: Khrystyana
New Bottom Two: Erin & Rhiyan
My Elimination: Rhiyan
Quit: Liz
Reasons: As much as I hated Coura’s picture that week, I thought Erin deserved a bottom two more, as her picture was equally atrocious. Liz’s quitting aside, Rhiyan is still eliminated this week. Her pictures were nothing special, though her photo the week she was eliminated wasn’t too bad.
Week 5:
FCO: Rio
Bottom Two: Christina & Coura
Eliminated: Coura
My FCO: Khrystyana
New Bottom Two: Shanice & Coura
My elimination: Coura
Reasons: Not much to say here. Just that Coura and Shanice were the least impressive, hence their bottom two appearance, with Coura going home. And no way would Rio get a first call out for her atrocity of a picture, that would go to the lovely Khrystyana. Otherwise, I was fine with this elimination.
Week 6:
FCO: Khrystyana
Bottom Two: Kyla & Liberty
Eliminated: Liberty
My FCO: Khrystyana
New Bottom Two: Kyla & Erin
My elimination: Kyla
Reasons: This goes down as one of the most unfair, most spiteful eliminations in the shows history. Liberty was only eliminated because it was LGBT week and she’s a conservative. Someone who’s not even anti LGBT either. And the producers don’t want their precious liberal winner Kyla to get eliminated this week in particular because that would make the show look bad. So thus, they chose Liberty’s worst shot on purpose to justify her elimination. Since VH1, hell society in general, only panders to liberals and eliminate a non existent villain to show the audience “See guys, liberals good, conservatives bad. The bad guys lose, and the good guys win. Tee hee!” I think this was the turning point in which this entire cycle went completely downhill. It’s in part why I hate this cycle so much. And how the hell did Erin avoid bottom two for her piss poor excuse of a photo? That is one of the worst photos I have ever seen in a long time. Erin would be in the bottom two here, and I’d eliminate Kyla. She should’ve gone that week for sure. If I could name one positive thing about this week, it’s that Khrystyana has received her third first call out in a row from me as she continues to slay away.
Week 7:
Everyone except Erin and Christina got first call out
Bottom Two: Erin & Christina
Eliminated: Christina
My FCO: Sandra
New Bottom Two: Rio & Erin
My elimination: Erin
Reasons: First of all, no way would I do that ridiculous seven way tie for first call out. That has got to be one of the stupidest things I have ever seen in my life. If the girls did such an excellent job in such an emotional week, why couldn’t they do a non elimination? Then do a double elimination the following week to make up for the no girls getting sent home. Singling out one person that survived the bottom two by NOT displaying her picture around the house is just cruel. And the way the judges treated Christina was just disgusting. She’s speaking up and trying to defend herself, and the judges jump right down her throat and eliminate her. Her picture wasn’t even that bad either. Instead of eliminating her, I’d eliminate Erin here, who should’ve gone that week. She had been taking terrible picture after terrible picture, and was continuing to get worse. Her picture this week was just atrocious. And Rio can join her in the bottom two. Her picture was ABYSMAL, and the judges still praised the hell out of it? Either way, Erin still goes this week.
Week 8:
FCO: Kyla
Bottom Two: Khrystyana & Sandra
Eliminated: Sandra
My FCO: Jeana
Bottom Three: Sandra, Rio & Brendi
My elimination(s): Rio & Brendi
Reasons: Despite me not doing a non elimination the previous week, which probably would’ve have made sense, I think I would still do a double elimination here. And I’d get rid of both Rio and Brendi this week. Rio was just getting worse and worse and hardly recovered, and Brendi’s picture this week was just abysmal. Plus I would save her the time from quitting the following week anyways. I think it would make sense to eliminate them both here. And NO WAY should Kyla have gotten first call out for her picture this week. That picture was waaaaay overrated by the judges. Jeana should have gotten first call out for that, her picture that week was amazing. As for the real elimination, I’m not quite ready to let go of Sandra just yet. Yes her picture was mediocre, but she still had a lot more to give. So I’d hang onto her for a little while longer.
Week 9:
FCO: Shanice
Bottom Two: Kyla & Jeana
Eliminated: None
Quit: Brendi
My FCO: Shanice
No bottom two or elimination
Reasons: Since this week had a non elimination, I would also not eliminate anyone this week. Mostly because I already did a double elimination the previous week. XD;;; As far as call outs go, I’d still give Shanice first call out for her genius photo, Khrystyana second call out, then Jeana third. Then I’d just call Christina, Liberty, and Sandra forward to get their photos at once signifying no elimination. Much like when Tyra called four girls forward to get their photos after Louise quit in Cycle 18. The reason I do this is because I don’t know how the likes of Sandra, Liberty, or Christina would’ve fared in that photoshoot. So I can’t really place any of those girls in the bottom two and potential eliminate either of them because I don’t know how they would’ve performed. So like the real show, no elimination this week.
Week 10:
FCO: Rio
Bottom Two: Shanice & Erin
Eliminated: Erin
My FCO: Khrystyana
New Bottom Two: Shanice & Liberty
My elimination: Liberty
Reasons: I think this would be the week I would eliminate Liberty. She’d be the weakest girl left at that point and I don’t think she’d be able to pull off a Paper magazine cover. Shanice definitely stays in the bottom two though, for both her horrible photo, and piss poor attitude on set. And Khrystyana would get first call out for her gorgeous photo, which she was completely robbed of that week.
Week 11:
FCO: Khrystyana
Bottom Two: Rio & Jeana
Eliminated: Jeana
My FCO: Shanice
New Bottom Two: Sandra & Christina
My elimination: Christina
Reasons: Not much to say here, except this was video week. As much as I love Khrystyana, I wouldn’t quite give her first call out for her video. I happened to like Shanice’s video a little more, hence her first call out. She would definitely be my second call out though. Jeana would not be pointlessly eliminated as her video wasn’t even that bad. I would personally call her third. That just leaves Sandra and Christina as the bottom two, eliminating Christina. No worries though, she can come back and slay away in the tarantula shot the following week.
Week 12:
FCO: Kyla
Bottom Two: Shanice & Rio
Eliminated: Rio
Potential Comeback Girls: Christina, Liberty, Erin & Jeana
Comeback Girl: Jeana
My FCO: Jeana
New Bottom Two: Shanice & Sandra
My elimination: Shanice
My Potential Comeback Girls: Christina, Liberty, Erin & Rio
My Comeback Girl: Christina
Reasons: Whew, what a doozy! So much to type out considering the producers waited far too late to do the comeback stuff. While I am ecstatic that Jeana, (my second choice for comeback girl after Liberty), was chosen to comeback, it just made her elimination the week before seem pointless. Oh well, at least the righted the wrong they did last week by eliminating Rio here, who should’ve gone the previous week. I mean, look at Jeana’s photo. It’s amazing! She not only should not have been eliminated, she should’ve gotten first call out that week, not the overrated Kyla. As for my version of events, Christina would come back to the competition, and Shanice would be eliminated. As Shanice’s picture that week was absolutely horrible. Plus, it matches the same dynamic of Rio and Jeana being paired up and Shanice and Christina being paired up in their photos. So it all works out.
Week 13:
FCO: Kyla
Bottom Two: Shanice & Jeana
Eliminated: Jeana (But was saved at the last second, so essentially none)
My FCO: Khrystyana
New Bottom Two: Jeana & Christina
My Elimination: Christina
Reasons: No I am not going to do that bullshit lets save Jeana from elimination again, and CONTINUE to drag on this season by having three final four episodes in a row. There is no excuse for that. Just eliminate someone already, sheesh! As for my elimination, I think I’d eliminate Christina, again. Even after choosing her as the comeback girl. I know bringing her back then eliminating her seems pointless, but well, someone has to go. And Khrystyana would get her fifth first call out from me. She was completely robbed of it this week, as Kyla had NO business not only getting first call out, but getting WAY overpraised for such a mediocre photo.
Week 14:
Final Three: Khrystyana, Jeana & Sandra
Third Place: Sandra
America’s Next Top Model is…. Khrystyana!
Khrystyana was robbed. Khrystyana is the real winner of the cycle. Excellent portfolio, excellent personality, she has everything it takes to be a model. For a cycle that preached body positivity, diversity, and even getting rid of the age limit, Tyra certainly dropped the ball by picking someone as mediocre and as one note as Kyla. This goes down as one of the worst winner decisions in the shows history. Sandra would be in third place because she had loads of potential and a very strong look, but would fall a bit short for me in the end, and Jeana would be the runner up. Just without the thousands of eliminations Tyra piled on her. And Khrystyana would be the winner of Cycle 24! She is my next level fierce. That would be my way of ending this disappointing and atrocious cycle.
Final Standings: (Bottom twos):
1. Khrystyana – (Winner) (0)
2. Jeana – (Runner Up) (1)
3. Sandra (3)
4. Christina (Post Comeback) (2)
4. Shanice (Pre Comeback) (4)
5. Christina (Pre Comeback) (See bottom two amounts above)
6. Liberty (1)
7/8. Brendi (Quit) (2) & Rio (2) (Double Elimination)
9. Erin (3)
10. Kyla (2)
11. Coura (1)
12. Rhiyan (1)
13. Liz – (Quit) (0)
14. Ivana (1)
15. Maggie (1)